partybarackisinthehousetonight:

when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country

(via bananascanfly)

heliolisk:

tyleroakley:

when I add my own caption to a post

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(Source: tyleroakley, via akasuna-no-tezka)